Friday, February 19, 2010

Remembering the Saints with Issues, Etc.

Below is an ad for Issues, Etc., which promotes one of the best features of this most excellent, Christ-centered, Cross-focused radio program: The segments they do on Feasts and Festivals celebrated by the Church. While I'm not able to listen to every segment on IE, rarely do I miss listening to these segments, even if that doesn't happen for days or weeks after they're aired (but, that's okay, because they love their On Demand listeners, and I'm glad they do!).
"Our churches teach that the remembrance of the saints is to be commended in order that we may imitate their faith and good works according to our calling" (AC XXI).

"The Lutheran reformers understood that there was great benefit in remembering the saints whom God has given to His Church. The Apology of the Augsburg Confession (Article 21) gives three reasons for such honor. First, we thank God for giving faithful servants to His Church. Second, through such remembrance our faith is strengthened as we see the mercy that God extended to His saints of old. Third, these saints are examples by which we may imitate both their faith and their holy living according to our calling in life" (LSB, p. xii).

"Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight, and sin which clings so closely, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us" (Heb. 12:1).


HT: Pr. Weedon

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ash Wednesday

I couldn't be more pleased with our congregation's observance of Ash Wednesday yesterday.  We entered into the holy and penitential season of Lent in a most blessed way, assembling in the Lord's House in silence for self-examination and preparatory prayer.  No prelude; no ringing of the bells - silence and prayer.  The silence was broken by the Ash Wednesday Address:

P:  Dear brothers and sisters of our Lord Jesus Christ, on this day the Church begins a holy season of prayerful and penitential reflection.  Our attention is especially directed to the holy sufferings and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

From ancient times the season of Lent has been kept as a time of special devotion, self-denial, and humble repentance born of a faithful heart that dwells confidently on His Word and draws from it life and hope.

Let us pray that our dear Father in heaven, for the sake of His beloved Son and in the power of His Holy Spirit, might richly bless this Lententide for us so that we may come to Easter with glad hearts and keep the feast in sincerity and truth.
Then followed the Litany, wherein we implored our Lord to have mercy on us, deliver us, help us, and to hear our prayers for the whole Church of God in Christ Jesus and for all people according to their needs.

After the Litany, the faithful were welcomed to the altar for the Imposition of Ashes.  Ashes were traced on their foreheads in the sign of the cross as they were exhorted to "remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return," a most fitting way to begin this holy season of prayerful and penitential reflection.

Then we did something we had never done before, but will most definitely do again.  We observed the rite of Corporate Confession and Absolution, which includes a lengthy confessional address delivered by the pastor regarding the Holy Sacrament of our Lord's Body and Blood, reminding the faithful of the true nature of this Most Holy Sacrament and of their need to examine themselves before receiving it.  After hearing the address, the congregation joined in confessing their sins and then were asked by the pastor, "Do you believe that the forgiveness I speak is not my forgiveness but God's?"  Upon declaring, "Yes," the pastor responded, "Let it be done for you as you believe," and invited the penitents to the altar to be absolved individually.

As I said, we had never done this before, at least not since I've been the pastor here.  But what joy it was to place my hand upon the head of every penitent, address them by name, and say, "In the stead and by the command of my Lord Jesus Christ I forgive you all your sins in the name of the Father and of the + Son and of the Holy Spirit.  Amen."  Several members commented how much they appreciated this after the Service.  I can understand their appreciation - it is a tremendous blessing to be addressed by name and have your sins forgiven individually.  While not exactly the same thing, this is akin to the great joy one receives by going to individual (private) confession and absolution, a gift I hope we are able to restore more and more as the years go by.  Plus, at the risk of sounding like an emotional sap, I have to say that this experience (yeah, I know, "experience" is probably not the best way to describe this - deal with it) touched me deeply as a pastor, and it was difficult for me not to become overwhelmed with emotion.  I love the people I serve and to be able to forgive them in this manner, which is quite different from the "general" pronouncement of forgiveness usually done, was very special.

After Corporate Confession and Absolution, we prayed the rest of the liturgy in the usual fashion, receiving the Lord's Divine Gifts delivered through His Holy Word and Sacraments.  We are meditating upon the Fourth Servant Song of Isaiah (52:13-53:12) during our Midweek Divine Services throughout Lent, and we began last night by focusing on the question, "Who has believed what they heard from us?  And to whom as the arm of the LORD been revealed?" (53:1)  This series is based, in large part, on the excellent resource written by Rev. Christopher Mitchell, titled, "Our Suffering Savior" (CPH, 2003).  I pray that it will be a blessing to us throughout our Lenten journey and am confident that it will be.  This text from Isaiah is the most detailed and graphic depiction of the Passion of our Lord Jesus Christ in the Old Testament, with Psalm 22 running a close second, of course.

As I said, I couldn't be more pleased with how we entered the holy season of Lent yesterday.  This was the best Ash Wednesday Service I have ever participated in.  I know that sounds goofy.  How can any Service be better than another, since our Lord always shows up to Gift us with forgiveness, life, and salvation through the blessed means of grace?  But, you mean what I know. :)
Almighty and everlasting God, You despise nothing You have made and forgive the sins of all who are penitent.  Create in us new and contrite hearts that lamenting our sins and acknowledging our wretchedness we may receive from You full pardon and forgiveness; through Jesus Christ, Your Son, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forever.  Amen. (Collect for Ash Wednesday)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The 2nd Annual BJS Conference

This past Friday and Saturday, I had the privilege of attending the 2nd Annual Brothers of John the Steadfast conference.  What an absolute joy and blessing this was.  The hospitality shown to us by the good folks at Bethany Lutheran in Naperville, IL was simply first class.  They made us feel right at home and fed us very well, just as they had done last year.  A huge thanks to all involved.

This year's conference saw a 20% increase in attendees and the principles of the "church growth movement" were not even invoked.  Amazing! :)

The theme of the conference was "The Fired and the Staff," which is a play on words in reference to Pr. Klemet Preus' book, "The Fire and the Staff" (one of the absolute best books written to date on the importance of keeping our Lutheran doctrine and practice together), and referred to the three keynote speakers (Rev. Todd Wilken, who was "fired" by KFUO, and Rev. Klemet Preus and Mrs. Mollie Ziegler Hemingway, both of whom are "staff" bloggers for BJS).

 
"The Fired and the Staff" (Rev. Wilken, Mollie Hemingway, Rev. Preus)

 New BJS T-shirts (you can get yours at the BJS site soon)

The conference began with a Welcome Reception, which was followed by the first keynote speaker, Rev. Klemet Preus.  Pr. Preus taught us that the only question which confronts the LCMS today is whether or not Christianity is a religion about what we do or what we get.  He showed how the way in which we answer that question will affect how we define unity, how we worship, and how we view the Office of the Holy Ministry.  If Christianity is a religion about what we do, then our unity will be based in our actions, our worship will be self-centered, focusing on what we're doing for Jesus, and the Office of the Holy Ministry will be tasked primarily with equipping people to do they're part for Jesus and His Church.  If, however, Christianity is a religion about what we get, our unity will be based in what we receive from the Lord, our worship will be Divine Service, focused on Christ and the Gifts He delivers through Word and Sacraments, and the Office of the Holy Ministry will be tasked solely with dispensing the Gifts Jesus gives.  Pr. Preus argued in favor of the latter view, not surprisingly, and did so in a most convincing way.

After Pr. Preus' fine presentation, we were treated to a wonderful dinner, featuring delicious Chicago-style pizza and yummy black-and-white ice cream dessert (the black-and-white playing off another theme of the conference:  "Yes, Doctrine is Black and White").  After dinner, we gathered for Vespers (only, it wasn't really Vespers, but Evening Prayer - just sayin').  This was a beautiful Service, featuring the very talented musical exploits of Cantor Phillip Magness and the Bethany choir and musicians.  The sermon was preached by fellow Michigander, Rev. Tony Sikora (Hope, Dewitt), who did an awesome job of pointing us to the cross of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  It was one of the best sermons I have heard in a long time.

After Vespers, er, Evening Prayer, it was off to the "No Pietists Allowed" Parties.  I joined several brothers at the Bull and Bear to talk theology over cigars.  It was a real treat to converse with Pastors Rossow, Henrickson, and Fisk, and laymen Ross and Dennis, who were sitting in my section.  After enjoying cigars over theology, a group of us headed over to Quigley's Pub, where I met up with Larry and Andrea, members of our parish who attended the conference with me.  We enjoyed a few pints and some more good conversation and just as things were breaking up and we were getting ready to call it a night, my buddy Scott Diekmann called me on my cell and said he was heading over to join us.  So, Larry, Andrea, and I decided to stick around for a bit.  Little did we know that Scott would take the "long way" (yeah, the pilot who spends his life navigating got lost - go figure!).  But, he finally did make it and we had an excellent time visiting and talking more theology with him.  We actually ended up closing the bar down, which was not in my plan, and something I can't even remember doing it's been so long, but it was well worth it, and I enjoyed every minute of it.

The next morning, the conference began with a "Manly Breakfast," but due to my only getting four hours of sleep, I arrived a little late and didn't get to enjoy much of it.  Oh well, I had a couple good donuts in my hotel room before I headed over.

Next on the agenda was Mollie Hemingway's presentation.  I really enjoyed listening to Mollie tell us about her life as a journalist, and the challenges she faces in being a faithful, confessional Lutheran, while remaining objective in her non-religious reporting.  Mollie burst on the scene for many of us when she wrote an article for the WSJ about the cancellation of Issues, Etc.  She shared that experience, and many others she has had, and it was very interesting to listen to her.  She did a fabulous job.

After Mollie was the last, but certainly not least, of the presenters, Rev. Todd Wilken.  I always thoroughly enjoy listening to Pr. Wilken speak.  He does an outstanding job hosting "Issues, Etc.", but he is even better, if that's possible, in person.  He spoke about "The Myth of LCMS Exceptionalism" and correctly, I believe, diagnosed the root of what ails our synod today.  The idea held by many in our synod, including our current synodical leadership, that, since we're the LCMS, we can really do no wrong, has led to confessional complacency and a crass institutionalism which has veered far astray of the path the founders of our synod plotted for us.  I highly recommend that everyone listen to Pr. Wilken's presentation.  You can do so by going here.  You can also listen to the other presentations, which I recommend as well, and the Services held during the conference (you have to go here to listen to Pr. Preus' presentation, where you can also read the text of his presentation as well).

After Pr. Wilken's most excellent presentation, it was time for lunch.  I had to skip this to head back to the hotel to pack up and check out, since I was a bit rushed in the morning and didn't have time (I blame it all on Scott!:).  But, I made it back in time to grab a quick sandwich and to talk for a few minutes with Pr. Wilken about Pres. Kieschnick's book.

The ladies met with BJS Associate Director Suzanne Zobel during lunch and talked about the newly formed partner group of BJS, the Sisters of Katie Luther.  I'm really excited about the formation of this group and look forward to seeing it grow in the future.   

The conference then closed with Divine Service, which was wonderful.  We were blessed by Cantor Magness and the musical talents of other Bethany members once again, and Southern Illinois District President Rev. Herb Mueller (hopefully the next 1st Vice President of our synod) preached the Gospel to us.  It was wonderful not only to have him in attendance with us, but to hear him preach (I hope he doesn't get in trouble for hanging out with us :).  So, we were fed on the Word and the very Body and Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ to conclude the conference - no better way to do so in my book.  One of the joys of attending conferences like this for me is to be able to just sit in the pew and receive.  I love serving as a pastor, but I always cherish those times when I can just attend Church.

I thoroughly enjoyed my time at the conference and am already looking forward to next year.  For more on the conference, including more pics, head over to the BJS site.  You can also read another review of the conference by heading over to Stand Firm.            

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Pretty Funny

Last week, during our Thursday morning Bible Study, I made mention of an email Yvonne, a member of our class, had sent me and promised to post it on my blog.  I forgot to do so until now, so here it is:
 
5 NUNS IN A BAR 
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.

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This Really Says It All

First of all, let me make something clear up front.  I did not go looking for what follows.  It was brought to my attention by a person posting comments in a thread over at the BJS site, who happens to belong to the congregation in question.  I just don't want to be accused of spending my time searching the net for congregations I can pick on or something.  I don't have time for such an endeavor and, besides, it would leave me in a constant state of depression anyway.  But, I can't help but comment on this, since I really believe it provides a good example of the different, non-Lutheran theology of worship being followed by many in our synod who offer a variety of "worship experiences."

The following appears on the website of Bethlehem Lutheran Church (LCMS) in Lakewood, Colorado:
Worship with Us 
Worship is the most important thing we do together at Bethlehem. This is where we praise and worship God, hear about His design in our lives, and receive forgiveness.
I'm glad the folks at Bethlehem consider worship the most important thing they do together.  But, look at how they describe worship.  It is decidedly backwards, isn't it?  They put receiving forgiveness AFTER they praise and worship God and hear about His design in their lives.  This is not consistent with our Lutheran theology of worship.  We believe, teach, and confess that our praise and thankfulness in worship comes in RESPONSE to the gifts with which our Lord serves us.  The movement in our theology of worship is from God to us and then us back to Him.  He speaks, we listen.  He gives, we receive.  Then, and only then, can we offer our praise and worship in return, speaking back to Him what He has spoken to us in His Word.

Besides that, what does it mean to "hear about His design in our lives"?  This is the way that Americanized "evangelicals" speak.  This is the theology of the Rick Warrens and Joel Osteens out there, who believe worship is the time to hear about the plan God has for our earthly lives.  Can you say, "Purpose-Driven Life" or "Live Your Best Life Now"?

This short statement from Bethlehem Lutheran really says it all.  It reveals the problem with the "contemporary worship" being advocated by so many in our synod.  It is NOT just a different "form" or "style" that puts our Lutheran doctrine into practice; it is a different theology based on doctrines foreign to Lutheranism.

Consider how many "contemporary worship" services begin.  Usually, there is a medley of "praise songs" offered at the beginning, meant to get the worshipers "warmed up."  Praise and worship happens first, before God acts at all.  There is a reason for this.  It is because the methobapticostals and Americanized "evangelicals" DON'T BELIEVE OUR LORD IS PRESENT.  He's up there in heaven, seated on His throne.  So, they go out of their way to reach Him up there with their praise.  The louder and more emotionally palatable, the better.  The more they "feel" the praise, the more "genuine" it is.  It's all about "feelings" for them, since the only way they can "know" whether or not the Lord has forgiven them and is pleased with them is if they "feel" that in their hearts.  That's the only way He is present with them - in their hearts.  He doesn't make an actual appearance in their midst.  He can't.  He's in heaven on His throne.

Our Lutheran theology of worship is completely different.  It is based on the reality that our Lord IS PRESENT among us.  He comes into our midst TO SERVE US with His gifts.  We enter His Holy House knowing how unworthy we are to do so, falling to our knees to confess our sins and plead for His mercy.  He lifts us up with His Word of Absolution, assuring us that we need not fear, for He loves us and has forgiven us.  Then, we sing praises to Him in response to what He has done for us, always being mindful that we continue to abide in His Holy Presence.  Worship for us is a Holy Encounter with our Holy Lord in which we receive His Holy Gifts and praise Him by singing Holy Hymns which flow from His Holy Word.  In other words, worship for us is Holy and reverent! 

Advocates of "contemporary worship" among us can argue till their blue in the face that they're not abandoning our Lutheran theology, but they're just plain wrong.  They are.  They're following the theology of worship of those who advertise their worship like this:
Have you gotten away from the traditional church? Are you interested in a more relaxed worship opportunity? Do you work on Sunday morning? Are you interested in worshipping with high energy, contemporary music? Are you more comfortable in blue jeans than dress clothes? If you answered yes to any of these questions you might find it meaningful to attend Trinity Church's Casual Saturday evening service; "A Gathering of Joy." Trinity United Church of Christ will have a contemporary worship service each Saturday at 5:30 p.m. The relaxed atmosphere of this worship service will emphasize joy rather than guilt and the message will emphasize hope rather than reprimand. Most weeks there is a drama that offers the message in a fresh entertaining format.  A praise band will lead the singing. 
I found this when I googled "contemporary worship," looking for an image to include in this post.  While it comes from a United Church of Christ congregation, it could easily appear on the website of many LCMS congregations today.  In fact, I'd be willing to bet that one could spend a little time searching LCMS websites and find statements very similar to this one on many of them.  And all I have to say to that is:  I rest my case, your honor.      

Is the World Really So Different Today?

An oft-quoted public statement made by President Kieschnick (PK) on numerous occasions is, "This is not your grandfather's church."  He has taken a lot of criticism over this from many, myself included, who happen to like "our grandfather's church."   Indeed, taking a look at what PK and his administration have introduced in our synod over the last 8-plus years, that criticism is valid, since they have done their best to ensure that we are "not our grandfather's church."  But, PK thinks he has been misunderstood.  So, in an attempt to set the record straight regarding this controversial statement, PK writes in his book:
When reflecting upon the vast changes that have occurred in the world and in our own country in the past 125 years, I've also contemplated the changes that have occurred in the church during that period of time.  On occasion, I've observed that in many ways the church of today is different from my grandfather's church.  Let me unpack and explain that a bit (p. 91). 
PK spends the next few pages unpacking what he means by identifying several sociological and cultural changes which have occurred since his grandfather's day:  changing demographics, rise of atheism and antagonism toward Christianity, drug problems, living together, divorce, technological advances, abortion, homosexuality, small businesses giving way to large corporations, urban decline, etc.  He is right, of course.  The world has changed around us.  His grandfather did live in a different day and age, where many of the societal issues we face today were seemingly absent.  I serve older people in my parish who have witnessed how very much the world has changed in their lifetimes and readily testify about the same.  Indeed, I have witnessed myself in my own lifetime how much the world has changed around us.

But, what does any of this have to do with the need for the Church to change?  Has the world really changed so much since PK's grandfather's day that the Church must now be forced to change with it?  That seems a little naive.  I mean, there have been massive changes experienced in this world throughout history which have not caused the Church to change who she is, what she does, or how she does what she does.  In fact, one of the principles upon which the one, holy, catholic, and apostolic church has always stood is to withstand the temptation to change with the ever-changing world.  The Church has never followed the philosophy that she must adapt herself to the culture in which she finds herself, and has certainly never adopted the principle that the culture should instruct the Church.

Now, before anyone accuses me of being overly dense, of course I would acknowledge that the Church has undergone changes throughout her history, and that many of those changes were made for the purpose of reaching out to the changing world with the unchanging Gospel of Christ.  Putting the Bible, the liturgy, and hymnody into the vernacular comes to mind.  But, in making these, and other changes, the Church has always been careful not to sacrifice purity for pragmatics, reverence for relevance, or steadfastness for popularity.  In other words, the Church has undergone some changes in her history without really changing at all.

It wasn't until McGavran, Wagner, Arn, Schaller, and company came along and introduced the Satanic Church Growth Movement that the idea that the Church must change who she is, what she does, and how she does what she does was introduced in the middle of the last century.  The sort of change advocated by the CGM is not limited to finding ways to reach out to the changing culture with the unchanging Gospel of Jesus Christ.  Rather, the CGM calls for a complete overhaul of the Church, one in which the very nature of the Church is changed.

The CGM turns the Church into a business and makes no apologies for doing so, since it follows the false belief that God demands success, measured by numerical growth, in His Word.  According to the CGM, the Church, following a business model, must learn to treat unbelievers as potential customers and develop an aggressive marketing strategy to reach them with the product it has to offer - the Gospel.  In developing this marketing strategy, the Church must ascertain, through demographics studies, surveys, etc., what it is that their potential customers are looking for and figure out a way to re-package their product (the Gospel) in a way that would interest and entice them into purchasing it (join the church).  Like any business, the Church, following the principles of the CGM, must set goals and do whatever it takes to accomplish them, always measuring its success, or lack of success, by how many new customers it has gained.  Anyone who argues that the CGM is not all about numbers simply hasn't read the classic texts responsible for introducing the movement.

But, anyone who has read those classic texts and studied the movement can easily identify it coming through in PK's writing.  This should be no surprise to anyone, since he has publicly endorsed these CGM principles and has allowed them to shape the way he has led our synod as president.  We have heard more about numbers, goals, statistics, vision, etc. during PK's time as president than we did in our synod during the whole century and a half before he took office.  The Ablaze!(tm) counter that continues to plague our synodical website serves as proof positive that the CGM is alive and well in our synod under PK's leadership.  It is obvious that the sort of changing PK believes is needed among us is more in line with the change advocated by the CGM than by the changing the Church has always done in proclaiming the unchanging Gospel of Christ to the changing culture around her.

The danger with PK's book is that this will not be obvious to Grandma Schmidt when she reads it.  There is a reason the CGM took off like wildfire here in America.  It's because it sounds so good, so reasonable, so necessary to unsuspecting ears.  Who doesn't want the Church to reach more and more people with the Gospel, after all?  Doing "whatever it takes" seems like a laudable strategy, since the end result is said to be eternal salvation for more and more people.  The CGM has been so "successful" precisely because it makes sense to our sinful human reason.  It is how WE would do things if the Church was OURS!

So it is that when PK responds to a list of challenges and opportunities he sees facing the 21st century church, he will be interpreted as making a whole lot of sense to many:
The answer [to the seven challenges/opportunities he lists] is to use every means available, without compromising or apologizing for who we are or what we believe, clearly communicating the Good News of God's love in Jesus Christ, who alone is the way to eternal salvation.  Our task and privilege is telling "the old, old story of Jesus and His love" in ways that address the deepest spiritual needs of people whose life experience differs greatly from our own and most certainly from that of our parents and grandparents.  It means being faithful in the process of putting "new wine" into "new wineskins" (Luke 5:38 NIV) (p. 95 - emphases mine).
Sounds good, doesn't it?  Not really.  It actually sounds exactly like what one reads in the classic CGM texts.  Using "every means available" is just another way of saying "whatever it takes," and "ways that address the deepest spiritual needs of people" is just another way of saying "meeting people's 'felt needs'" (which PK does just come right out and say on a couple of occasions in his book), and pitting the "life experiences" of others against our own, as if they differ so greatly from ours, is classic CGM stuff.  Indeed, as I read through this section, I was waiting for the obligatory reference to 1 Cor. 9:20-23 (". . . I became all things to all people . . .").  And, sure enough, PK did not disappoint.  Immediately following this paragraph, there it was.  And, following that text from 1 Cor. 9 was this:
The culture in which the church exists today more than ever requires listening to and discerning the hopes, dreams, cries, and pains of the people in our communities.  We need to translate what Scripture tells us about God's grace into the everyday language of people for whom Scriptural concepts are not part of everyday conversation.  In many cases, this means venturing into unknown and unfamiliar territory.  It includes the necessity of exercising careful, sensitive, discernment of the deeply felt but often camouflaged spiritual needs of people who may not even be aware that those needs exist (pp. 96-96 - emphases mine).  
Here, again, the principles of the CGM come screaming through.  First, notice the urgency with which PK speaks - "today more than ever" - as if the culture in which we live is so vastly different from any culture ever before in history that the Church needs to take drastic action.  This is something the CGM has been repeating for over 50 years.  Yeah, that's right, back in the 1950s and 1960s, CGM advocates were saying the same exact thing as PK is saying here, that their culture at that time was so different from any before it that the Church had to take drastic action.  And, what is the drastic action the Church must take?  Translating her message into the language of the unchurched (unbelievers).  But, how does the Church do this?  By "venturing into unknown and unfamiliar territory."  All of this is code for "the Church must CHANGE NOW or DIE!"

In PK's estimation, we must "not be afraid to take appropriate risks for the sake of the Gospel - risks that today are quite different from what [his grandfather] faced in his lifetime."  For him, the end justifies the means, which is, again, a classic CGM principle.  Our zeal for reaching the lost for Jesus should trump everything else, even if that means forsaking the purity of our doctrine.  Indeed, PK has made it vividly clear many times that he believes that we do not have time for "incessant, internal purification" while people are dying without Jesus out there, which further proves him to be a disciple of the CGM, since another fundamental principle of the movement is that the Church must be solely outward, not inward, focused.

PK goes on to write:
Indeed, in many respects, the church of our grandfathers is quite different from that of our grandchildren because the world in which our grandfathers lived is markedly different from the world in which our grandchildren live.  In many ways the church of the 21st century is a challenged church, seeking to discover how best to respond to the changes going on all around it and even inside it and how to seize the opportunities accompanying such changes.  We are living in this time of transition from the church of our parents and grandparents to the church of our children and grandchildren.  In so doing, we must never forget this truth:  "Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever" (Hebrews 13:8) (pp. 97-98).  
One wonders how Jesus Christ can be the same yesterday, today, and forever, while His Church, of which He is the Head, must necessarily change as the world changes.  Ponder on that for a bit and I'm sure you will see the flaw in the principle espoused by the CGM, expressed in PK's thinking here.

If PK's goal in this section of his book was to put to rest the criticism he has received for saying so often that "this is not your grandfather's church," he has failed miserably.  What he has done is shown that he either doesn't understand why many of us have criticized him for saying this or that he simply doesn't care.  Whatever the case, he is just plain wrong.  The world is not so different today than it was in the days of our grandfathers or their grandfathers or even in the days when our Lord walked the earth in our Flesh.  It is just as sinful as it has always been.  It is just as opposed to the Gospel of our Lord as it has always been.  The nature of the this dead and dying world has not changed one iota.  And it stands in need of a Savior just as much, and no more, than it always has.

It probably sounds like I'm contradicting myself, since I noted above that the world has changed and here I say that the world is not so different.  That's not a contradiction.  Both assertions are true at the same time.  We have seen many changes in society over the years.  The world has always consisted of different societies and cultures which are changing all the time.  We have witnessed different worldviews during different historical eras dominate the scene in different places.  And, no one would argue that technological advances have not changed the way the world thinks, moves, and communicates.  But, none of these changes has significantly changed the world in relation to its opposition to the Gospel and need of a Savior.

Just look at the history revealed to us by God in His Word.  The world was so bad, so evil in the days of Noah that God destroyed all living things, save the 8 people and animals on the Ark, with a flood.  When the Israelites took up residence in the Promised Land, having to conquer their way in, they dwelt in a society wholly opposed to their religion and God, Yahweh - a society that was pagan through and through.  And, if people think things are so bad today in American society, they need to study a little history and read up on how things were in the Roman Empire (or, take a look at the ancient Egyptian culture, or fast forward and get acquainted with life in the Middle Ages).  The point is that it is the height of naivete to think our world is so vastly different from the world of yesteryear.  The world has always been evil.  We 21st century Americans are not the first culture in history to experience an increase in societal immorality or a growing antagonism toward the Gospel and the Christian Church.      

It is a dire mistake for the Church to think that she must change with the culture or die.  Such thinking shows a lack of faith in the Lord of the Church, who promises that the gates of Hell shall not prevail against His Church (cf. Matt. 16:18).  It is not given to the Church to decide how best to reach out to people with the Gospel.  The Lord has established the only means by which that can be accomplished, via His Holy Word purely preached and His Holy Sacraments administered, according to His institution.  The Church is tasked not with finding new and creative ways to "win the lost," but with faithfully delivering her Lord's means of grace.

Furthermore, the sort of changing advocated by the CGM and suggested by PK is very clearly anti-Scriptural.  Where, oh where, in God's Word do we EVER see Him advocating for His people to change with the culture?  Where, oh where, in God's Word do we EVER hear Him telling His people to repackage His message in a way that will appeal to the pagans surrounding them?  On the contrary, we hear Him time and time again commanding His people to stand firm and remain steadfast in His Word - to RESIST the temptation to compromise with the world!

The Israelites made the same mistake those following the CGM today make.  They allowed the pagan culture around them to influence and inform them, so that they ended up with a compromising, defiled, impure "religion."  Did God compliment them for their willingness to take risks and adapt to their surrounding culture?  Um, no.  He sent prophets telling them to repent and return to Him.  He was none too happy about their willingness to compromise and adapt to the pagan culture.  None too happy at all!

Fast forward to the days when our Lord walked the earth.  What was His message to His disciples (and to us)?  Was it to do whatever it takes to win people for Him?  Was it to take risks and be willing to compromise with the culture?  Not at  all.  In fact, He tell us to abide in Him, even though doing so will make us enemies with the world.  The world will hate us, He says, because the world hates Him.

Of course, the response to this will be that Jesus did take risks and did reach out in new ways to the societal outcasts around Him.  He ate with tax collectors and related to prostitutes, after all.  Sure, but did He ever compromise His message?  Did He ever advocate adapting to the culture or allowing the culture to inform and influence His Church?  Did He ever repackage His teaching to make it more appealing to the masses?  Absolutely not!  When His teaching became too difficult for people to take, they left Him.  And His response was not to go running after them to try to get them to stay.  It was, rather, to look at those who remained and ask, "What about you?  Do you want to leave me, too?"

Do not buy into the lie that our world is so different today that it is necessary for the Church to change, my friends.  Do not allow the urgency with which people like PK speak to bewitch you.  Instead, abide in the Word or your Lord, Jesus Christ.  He is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and so is His Church.  Yes, there have been, and will continue to be, changes noticed in this world.  But, Jesus and His Church remain the same.  The Gospel must never be repackaged or reinvented for the purpose of making it more appealing to the dead and dying world.  It must remain pure and undefiled, free from worldly principles and concepts, for it is only through that pure and undefiled Gospel that sinners receive the forgiveness, life, and salvation they need.  Oh, and as for numbers, God is not at all interested.  He is into faithfulness.  Always has been; always will be.  That's why He speaks so frequently in His Word about the faithful "remnant."  He is pleased not by us finding new and creative ways to make His Church more inviting to unbelievers, but by us remaining steadfast in His Word.  For He knows what PK and other CGM advocates don't know, namely that His Church is NOT for unbelievers, but for believers.  If unbelievers will become believers it will not be because we have made Church more appealing to them, but because they have been slain by God's Law, preached in its full severity, and made alive by the Holy Gospel, preached in its full sweetness.  Oh, and one last thing:  Let us always remember that when we are gathered together around our Lord's Holy Word and Sacraments for Divine Service, we are in a Holy House of Prayer, not a concert hall or house of entertainment - a concept that is most definitely lost on PK and other CGM advocates.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Super Bowl Party

A group of us gathered together last night for a Super Bowl Party.  Thanks to Chris and Megan for opening up their home to us.  It was a lot of fun.  And, while the Saints ended up winning by two TDs, it was a good game, still in question in the waning moments.  I really thought the Colts would score, get the ball back, and have a chance to tie the game.  But, it wasn't meant to be.  I guess the text I received from both my uncle and my dad before the game was prophetic after all:

"Colts on the ground, Colts on the ground!
Looking like a fool, 'cause the Saints put 'em down!"

Here are some pics of our party, beginning with the best pic of all (the "out of this world" brats yours truly made - while Chris and Megan will probably never admit it, these were the best brats they have EVER eaten!:).  Don't know why a couple of the pics look so cloudy; it may be that the lens on my digital cam was fogged up or something - weird. 

 

  

  

 

 

  

  

  

  
Okay, so maybe this pic is even better than the pic of the brats:
Kylie Rose enjoying her first Super Bowl Party!  

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Special thanks to my wife . . .

for giving me the crud she was down with last week.  Ugh!  This stomach flu, or whatever it is, is no fun at all!  Hopefully, I'm through the worst of it - last night's many trips to the porcelain "god" is something I don't want to repeat.  I placed an order for a "healing cloth" here, though, so once that arrives, I should be all better. :)  Seriously, I feel a lot better this afternoon than I did yesterday and this morning, so maybe I won't have to wait for the "healing cloth" after all (but, at least I'll have it available for a future ailment). :)   

More Thoughts on President Kieschnick's Book

In the midst of this BJS post, Pr. Todd Wilken asked me a series of questions regarding my take on Pres. Kieschnick's book. Here are his questions and my responses:

I’m curious. Having read the book, what would you say is its overall purpose?

I would say that his overall purpose is to appeal to those in the middle within our synod by convincing them that our synod has the potential to be the "giant" it was meant to be, if only we would realize a) how united we are on the "essential" doctrines of the Church, b) that our differences and infighting cause us to slumber and make us an embarrassment, c) that the church of our grandfathers has changed because the world around us has changed, d) that "creative thinking" and "cultural sensitivity" need to drive our ministry and mission, and e) that we need to abide by our "covenants of love" (doctrinal resolutions passed in Convention), agreeing to disagree on issues that could potentially hold us back from proclaiming the Gospel to the lost.

In short, PK doesn't really give us anything new in his book. His overall purpose is to get more and more people to buy into what he has been selling all along, namely that "this is not your grandfather's church," and "we do not have time for incessant, internal purification when so many out there are being lost."

Is this President Kieschnick “vision” for the LCMS? If so, what is it?

Yes, I think it is fair to say that this book does present PK's vision for the LCMS. He speaks of "vision" often, and even includes a whole chapter on this topic. Not surprisingly, PK's vision is shaped by non-Lutheran church and leadership "consultants." If you've ever read books written by John Maxwell, you can understand PK's vision. Within the chapter on vision, PK includes a lengthy quote from Greg Morris of Leadership Development, which basically observes that tradition is okay, but traditionalism is deadly. It is obvious why PK includes this quote. He believes that many of us who defend the traditions of our fathers in matters of doctrine and practice are guilty of becoming Pharisaical, falling into the pit of traditionalism. In his "vision," we must be flexible enough to allow our traditions to embrace new ways of putting our doctrine into practice, ways that involve creative thinking and cultural sensitivity, ways that put the "felt needs" of those around us in this "non-churched" culture ahead of our desire to hang on too tightly to our traditions.

Anyone who has studied the Church Growth Movement can easily see just how influenced by it PK has been. He simply cannot avoid using CGM vocabulary and argumentation in his writing, precisely because he is a product and proponent of the same.

Does he address the deepening division, distrust, numerical decline and financial shortfalls during his eight years in office?

He does address all these things, but not in relation to his service in office. In fact, what came screaming through to me as I read the book was PK's belief that, under his leadership, our synod has been addressing, and will continue to address, these problems. I think it is safe to say that PK is proud of what he believes he has accomplished during his time as our president, and that we would be wise to retain him as our president, so that he can continue to lead us in the right direction. He is very careful to avoid any blame for the problems we face in our synod. He includes a plethora of quotations, charts, and stats which give the reader the impression that our problems pre-date his service, and that he, as president, has fervently been about the business of re-unifying us, rebuilding trust, and addressing the numerical and financial shortfalls (which have been felt throughout Christendom). If we would but jump on his coattails and follow his vision, he will lead us to the Promised Land.

Does he address the obvious split in the LCMS between those who hold a quia and quatenus subscription to the Confessions?

Not at all. How can PK address this split when he himself obviously holds a quatenus subscription, while thinking that he holds a quia subscription? You're getting way too theological, Todd. This stuff is way over Jerry's head.

Our Lutheran Confessions are decidedly absent in PK's book. The only quotations from our Confessions in the book occur in Appendix A, which is Rev Samuel Nafzger's "An Introduction to The Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod." PK mentions our Confessions, but never quotes from them, at least not that I can recall. Instead, he fills his book with statements he has made, references to our Constitution and Bylaws, and quotations of many doctrinal resolutions and CTCR statements, along with lengthy quotations from others.

Here is a quote from PK I found interesting and revealing:
In sum, the strength of The Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod is directly connected to its biblical foundation. While sincerely endeavoring to preach and teach the truths of Holy Scripture, informed by the Lutheran Confessions, our Synod is simultaneously engaged in intentional mission work in many parts of the world" (p. 33).
What I find interesting is the phrase, "informed by the Lutheran Confessions." I'm probably being a little too nit-picky, but this is just plain weak, and seems like our Confessions were thrown in just to pay them lip service. Indeed, lip service is all that our Confessions get throughout the book. Our Confessions are just not all that important to the president. He says he swears by them and that his doctrine is shaped by them, but he all but ignores them. Reading PK feels more like reading a Fundamentalist than a confessional Lutheran.

Does he address the failure of doctrinal oversight and discipline in virtually every corner of the synod?

No, this never comes up in his book. The only part of the book that comes close to this is the section in which he discusses the "Yankee Stadium" event with Benke (pp. 138-149). He goes out of his way to defend his actions as Benke's "ecclesiastical supervisor." Interesting reading, but nothing we haven't already heard.

In sum, the crux of PK's book really centers around chapter five, titled "The Giant Encounters Other Giants - The Witness of Our Church In a Post-Church Culture - In the World But Not of the World," the same chapter at the end of which PK discusses "Yankee Stadium." The heart of the matter for PK is that we must realize that we live in a "post-church" culture and adapt accordingly. The book can really be summed up with the following paragraph:
"In this process, many LCMS congregations are thinking, planning, staffing, and budgeting creatively, no longer assuming that patterns of the past will work in the present or future. Holistic ministry and mission efforts with a view toward identifying and responding to the needs of unchurched people in the community surrounding the church are emerging in congregations whose leaders understand the post-church culture" (p. 132)
PK is convinced that we simply cannot "do Church" the way we used to. We live in a "post-church" culture and need to change with that culture. Those pastors and congregations who have realized this truth are implementing the kinds of changes that will bring successful interaction with their surrounding culture. They are the "trail-blazers" we need to follow if we are going to remain relevant voices for Christ in this world. They have learned to step outside of their comfort zone and embrace people with the Gospel in new ways, and we should all follow suit.

I disagree wholeheartedly with the president's sentiments. It is precisely because we do live in a "post-church" culture that we need, now more than ever, to be THE CHURCH, not a social club, appealing to the wants and desires of the unchurched, while sprinkling in a little Jesus here and there. Now more than ever, as people are searching and longing for something substantive, we need to be especially attentive to our doctrine and practice, making sure that it is pure and undefiled by the culture that surrounds us. PK would have us sell out, or at least, compromise to meet the needs of those around us. To do so would result (already is resulting) in "a church for people who don't like church," which is no church at all, where a repackaged "gospel," which is no Gospel at all, reigns.

My $.02, anyway, fwiw.

Friday, February 5, 2010

At Home in the House of McGavran

Okay, so I finished reading President Kieschnick's new book.  I remain unimpressed.  The book is chock-full of statements the president has already made, lengthy quotations from others,  and extended references to our Synodical Constitution and Bylaws and past Convention resolutions.  There are some glimpses of original writing to be found in the book, but they are drowned out by all the quotations and references.  It seems clear that President Kieschnick (PK) is out of his comfort zone in writing.  He says in the Preface, "I believe I have something worth saying" (p. 15), but then doesn't say very much, allowing the plethora of references and quotations to do the majority of his talking for him.  However, what PK does say is rather revealing.     

Before I continue, I should make something vividly clear.  I am confident that PK is a Christian.  He makes that clear in the book, and I believe him.  I also believe that he sincerely believes that his vision for the future of our synod is pleasing to God.  Furthermore, it is quite evident that he is motivated by an honest desire to share the Gospel of Jesus Christ with the lost.  He is not a charlatan, who says one thing, but believes another.  He loves Jesus and honestly wants our synod to be about the mission and ministry our Lord.  Thus, I do not doubt PK's sincerity.  He believes in what he's doing. 

The problem is that he, like so many others among us, has been seduced by the Satanic principles of the Church Growth Movement (CGM) and has forgotten what confessional Lutheranism believes, teaches, and confesses.  I got the sense while reading his book that he was doing his best to come off as Lutheran, but has been so influenced by the CGM that he simply cannot pull it off anymore.  His vocabulary and his method of argumentation betray him.  He simply cannot stop himself from emphasizing numbers, growth, vision, leadership, change, goals, etc.  It is vividly clear that PK is "At Home in the House of McGavran" (known as the Father of the CGM).  We see this already in the Preface:
The major purpose of this book is to communicate to whoever reads it something of importance regarding a church body that began in America more than a century and a half ago, that in many ways has had a glorious past, and that, like most other Christian church bodies in America, is faced with many challenges and opportunities in present times and in future years. 

This endeavor to express the vision not only of a church president but also of the church body itself is to encourage you, the reader, to think creatively about how you as a Christian, whether Lutheran or other, can provide faithful leadership - both biblically based and culturally sensitive (p. 13 - emphases mine).  
Here, PK sets the stage for much of what follows.  He emphasizes time and time again how important he believes it is for the Church to recognize how much the world has changed and learn how to adapt the way she delivers the Gospel to the lost accordingly.  This flows out of the main principle of the classic CGM - the Church MUST change with the times, or she will become irrelevant and die.  According to PK, the LCMS is a "sleeping giant" that must rouse from its slumber and learn how to embrace this ever-changing world with the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

The problem with this way of thinking is that the "creative thinking" and "cultural sensibility" urged by PK almost always results in a re-packaged "gospel" that is no Gospel at all.  The culture ends up setting the stage for what the Church does.  The Church ends up catering to the wants and desires of the culture.  For example, I have heard pastors who think like PK say, "The hymnal doesn't appeal to the unchurched."  Their solution?  Get rid of the hymnals.  But, what just happened there?  The UNCHURCHED set the agenda for the Church!  As Dana Carvey, playing the Church Lady, used to say, "Could it be . . . I don't know . . . SATAN!"  And this is just one example of many that could be cited.  The CGM would have us remove whatever barriers stand in the way of packing our pews, and PK and company have bought into this philosophy hook, line, and sinker, which is evidenced not only by the contents of PK's book, but by their ongoing promotion of pastors and congregations within our synod who have no business calling themselves Lutheran - pastors and congregations who have taken their cue from the CGM, removing all those "churchly" barriers in order to attract people through entertaining and appealing "worship" and "messages."  Such congregations match the "vision" PK has for the future of our synod.  It doesn't even occur to him that these congregations have abandoned what we Lutherans believe, teach, and confess.  As I stated above, he has been so influenced by the CGM himself that he simply doesn't know any better, which is why he can write the following:
Many congregations in the LCMS offer a variety of worship experiences, including especially those with multiple worship opportunities each week.  In quite a few of the cases, the "blended" or "contemporary" services may vary widely.  Most involve musicians who play guitar, drums, violin, keyboard, and other instruments, along with a "praise team" of congregational members who lead the congregation in contemporary songs of worship.  The pastor might or might not be robed and leads an order of worship consisting primarily of singing, Scripture reading, homily, and prayer.  The Sacrament of Holy Communion is sometimes, but not always, offered.  The confession and absolution, ecumenical creed, and Lord's Prayer are often, but not always, a part of the service.  Casual, even informal attire is often worn by worshipers, who include people of all ages.

Many pastors have testified that members of their congregations are much more likely to invite non-churched friends and family members to the more informal services rather than the traditional services.  When asked why this is so, they reply that the non-traditional services generally tend to be more informal, thus providing natural opportunity for visitors to feel more comfortable than is often the case in a formal, more liturgical service.  They also indicate that the overwhelming majority of new members are first introduced to the congregation through the informal, blended, or contemporary services rather than through the traditional, formal services of worship (p. 61 - emphases mine).
Notice what PK is saying here.  After acknowledging that many congregations are offering a variety of "worship experiences" (his use of "worship experiences" betrays him, by the way, for this is NOT how Lutherans speak), he goes on to make it clear that the "informal, blended, and contemporary" services are more successful in reaching the "non-churched."  It doesn't matter that pastors toss their vestments out and conduct the service in blue jeans and Hawaiian shirts, and it doesn't matter if the Creed and Lord's Prayer are omitted, etc.  What matters is that these types of services appeal to people and get them in the pews.  That's the standard by which things are measured in the CGM, and in PK's vision of the LCMS.

More to come later - hopefully.        

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

First thoughts on President Kieschnick's book

CPH just released a book written by LCMS President Jerry Kieschnick titled, "Waking the Sleeping Giant:  The Birth, Growth, Decline, and Rebirth of An American Church."  I received my copy today and started reading it.  I am currently 125 pages into the 197-page book (excluding the Appendices) and I am more than a little unimpressed.  It is even more shallow than I anticipated.  I keep waiting for President Kieschnick to say something, but he doesn't.  Well, maybe that's not fair.  He does say stuff - but it's nothing we haven't already heard many times before from him.  In fact, I am a little disturbed - even insulted - that much of the book is nothing more than copied-and-pasted statements the president has already made on various topics.  I'll refrain from saying more until I have finished the book, but color me unimpressed thus far.  I hope it gets better, but I have serious doubts that it will.    

Where do we go from here?

My friend, Scott Diekmann, published a revealing post, titled, "A Church Divided," on his blog a couple days ago.  It was also posted here on the BJS blog, where an interesting discussion has ensued.  Included in the post is the following youtube video, which was created by the principal of the LCMS Church and School about which Scott writes:



First of all, NO Lutheran congregation should EVER allow such a cheesy, shallow, ridiculous, irreverent, nonsensical, dishonoring "song" to be sung before, during, or after her public worship Service.  To allow our Lord to be depicted in this fashion is simply atrocious.

But, here's the deal:  This little ditty is really not all that different from the vast majority of the "contemporary Christian praise songs" being sung week in and week out by congregations in the LCMS.  This genre of music is shallow and, for the most part, theologically bankrupt.  It deals primarily with the individual's emotional connection with a different sort of Jesus from the One we read about in Holy Scripture.  Most of the songs in this genre are written by individuals who have no training in theology, but merely want to express their own personal feelings about the God they worship.  Many of the songs are so generic in nature that people who adhere to religions other than Christianity could easily sing them without contradicting what they claim to believe.  Lutherans should steer clear of this stuff, but many don't.  They have been enthusiastically embracing this genre of music for years.  And the sad result is that they have been so indoctrinated into this shallow, fluff-fluff genre of music that it doesn't even occur to them that producing a song comparing Jesus to football is scandalously ridiculous.

How did it come to this?  The answer is rather simple:  We dropped the ball on church discipline many moons ago.  We forgot how to say, "No!"  We adopted the "agree to disagree" mentality of our post-modern culture.  We turned a blind eye to what was happening in our midst.  We knew congregations were adopting the practices of the methobapticostals and Americanized "evangelicals," but we didn't do anything about it.  We pretended as if it didn't really matter.  We thought it was just a phase that would go away.

And now, it's really too late to do anything about it.  Contemporary worship, featuring "praise bands" leading their congregations in the singing of fluff-fluff, emotional drivel is here to stay in the LCMS.  We can pretend that there is hope, but who really believes that?  Rev. Todd Wilken, host of "Issues, Etc.", hits the nail on the head in his comments within the thread of the above mentioned post:   
It’s time we admit it: We are two synods, united by a health plan and a corporate headquarters. These two coexist only because our leaders have forgotten what it means to be Lutheran.

Synod A is guided by the Lutheran Confessions, synod B is guided by American pop-culture. Synod A employs the Gospel and the Sacraments, synod B employs the methods of mass marketing and revivalism. Synod A is Lutheran, synod B is generically protestant. Synod A has a future because is has a past; synod B will fade into the wallpaper of Evangelicalism.

TW
The question, of course, is:  Where do we go from here?

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Septuagesima


Collect of the Day:
O Lord, graciously hear the prayers of Your people that we who justly suffer the consequence of our sin may be mercifully delivered by Your goodness to the glory of Your name; through Jesus Christ, Your Son, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forever.  Amen.

The Old Testament Reading:  Exodus 17:1-7

The Gradual (Ps. 9:9-10, 18-19a):
The Lord is a stronghold for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.
And those who know your name put their trust in you, for you, O Lord, have not forsaken those who seek you.
For the needy shall not always be forgotten, and the hope of the poor shall not perish forever.
Arise, O Lord!  Let not man prevail.

The Epistle:  1 Corinthians 9:24-10:5

The Tract (replaces the Alleluia):  Ps. 130:1-4:
Out of the depths I cry to you, O Lord!  O Lord, hear my voice!  Let your ears be attentive to the voice of my pleas for mercy!  If you, O Lord, should mark iniquities, O Lord, who could stand?  But with you there is forgiveness, that you may be feard.

The Holy Gospel:  Matthew 20:1-16 (Parable of the Laborers in the Vineyard)

The Hymn of the Day:  LSB 555 "Salvation Unto Us Has Come"

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Just saw this . . .

posted at Pr. McCain's Cyberbrethren.  It's, like, so true.  My teenage daughters, like, hate it when their friends are around, and I'm, like, there with them, 'cause I, like, talk like them, using, like, "like" as every other word, so, like, I sound like them, ya know?  What's worse, though, is, like, when you sit down to have, like, a parent-teacher conference with, like, one of your kid's teachers and, like, the teacher uses "like" like every other word, ya know?  I just, like, want to scream when that happens!  Like, ya know? 

Typography from Ronnie Bruce on Vimeo.

Meggers Is Preggers!

So, we went to lunch today after Bible Study, as has become our custom, and as Megan was getting ready to sit down, she took her coat off and looked at me.  It took me a minute, but I finally understand what the t-shirt she was wearing meant (see pics below).  "No way!" I exclaimed, as I got up to give her a hug.  How exciting!  I've been teasing Megan and Chris for a while now, dropping little hints and reminding them that our Lord tells us to be fruitful and multiply (and, yeah, probably getting on their nerves a bit, too), so now I'll have to stop (or come up with some other way to get on their nerves, like calling Megan, "Preggers Meggers" - I can already tell how much she loves that! :).  But, that's okay, I'm thrilled!  More Church Growth the old fashioned way!  Woo hoo!!! 

Congrats Meggers and Chris!  Love you guys!  Can't wait till September! :) 



And here's a pic of Preggers Meggers with proud and "Foxy Grandma," Sharyn: